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Post by Prince Rin Baratheon on May 26, 2008 16:57:14 GMT -5
"No. Izir was asked to go there by a pretty lady. Then when Izir goes to meet pretty lady at the docks, men hit Izir over the head and take his money. Izir does not go to the Summer Isles now."
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Post by The Seven on May 26, 2008 17:01:24 GMT -5
Ser William grinned. "A pity. I am quite fond of pretty ladies." He drank the rest of his ale, swung around in his seat and reclined against the bar. "Our new king is from this city, actually," Ser William noted casually. "Some say he's more dragon than stag."
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Post by Prince Rin Baratheon on May 26, 2008 17:03:15 GMT -5
"Izir has no thoughts on kings. How many kings have made Izir's supper? How many kings have had a roll in the bed with Izir? How many king's have been cut down by Izir's blade? None, Izir thinks. These are things that matter to Izir, not kings."
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Post by The Seven on May 26, 2008 17:05:14 GMT -5
Ser William laughed loudly again and raised his cup. "Aye, I'll drink to that." He spotted a woman across the room, perhaps twenty years of age and somewhat attractive. She no doubt looked a goddess to the drunk William Royce. "I'll make a wager with you, Izir. See that woman over there? She will sleep with me instead of you, if we shall both try to win her."
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Post by Prince Rin Baratheon on May 26, 2008 17:06:26 GMT -5
"Women love Izir's long hair, Ser William will lose this bet." The man said, smirking, and stood, whistling to the girl.
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Post by The Seven on May 26, 2008 17:07:29 GMT -5
William grinned and elected to allow Izir to play out his attempt first, banking on his good looks to charm her despite anything Izir had to say.
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Post by Prince Rin Baratheon on May 26, 2008 17:08:52 GMT -5
Izir approached the woman, smiling, and placed his hand out to her.
"You are an attractive specimen. Does one engage in mouth-pleasure?"
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Post by The Seven on May 26, 2008 17:15:37 GMT -5
Roll
1-3: The woman will kick Izir in the genitals. 4-6: The woman will summon her husband. 7-30: The woman will frown and move away. 31-50: The woman will smile but say no, she does not engage in mouth pleasure. 51-75: The woman will say yes, she does, and look interested. 76-95: The woman will smile broadly and invite Izir up to a room. 96-98: The woman will kiss Izir passionately right away. 99-100: The woman will engage in mouth-pleasure immediately.
Roll: 76
IC: The woman smiled and nodded, blushing a little. "Would you like a room?" she asked, knowing she could have any she wished, since she worked at the establishment.
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Post by Prince Rin Baratheon on May 26, 2008 17:16:53 GMT -5
Izir turned to wink at William and then turned back to the woman.
"Lead the way."
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Post by The Seven on May 26, 2008 17:17:45 GMT -5
William cursed but grinned, and returned to his ale.
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